me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.
*waits for dealer to text me first*
I hope I can use that line one day
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post