Wallflower<3

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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shoegazevevo:

We finally have Internet at the flat so this is my new room yeeeee

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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people I call "dude."
people I call "dude."
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